codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

bobtheowl:

frickingloki:

I WAS TRYING TO EAT THE RICE I JUST COOKED AND I HAVE AN ELECTRIC FAN ON IN HERE ON FULL BLAST AND IT BLEW THE RICE OUT THE WINDOW

T H E  D A R K  L O R D  H A S  C L A I M E D  T H E  R I C E

qwexly:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by

(Source: timorleste)